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I
for one won't be too sad to see this year end. As usual we hope that the new year
will be much better than the previous. We are still at war, many brave souls continue to die,
President Bush will be up for re-election in less than a year, I found out that I was not ready
to practice law, a judge thought my brief was better than that of the Department of Homeland
Security, I finally had a call offering me a job, the Republicans want to replace the democratic
president currently on the dime with that of former President Reagan and it's the end of the first semester in my
new degree program. 
In Da Kitchen w/ D
'Tis The Season To Be Jolly...
Join in me in Da Kitchen so see what's cooking this time of year. **PLEASE ENTER**
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Jamaican Christmas back in the day was like Christmas nowhere else. Being a unique little island with our own way of doing things, it was never like the Christmas we saw on television or read about in books. It was different yet it was in many ways just as good as or even better than anywhere else. As children we looked forward to Christmas because for many of us it meant the coming of new things from the good old United States, coveted toys and other childhood treasures. Personally I always managed to have an entirely new wardrobe from gifts and stuff sent by relatives from overseas. It was also a lot of fun for us, from school parties to office parties, to church events and community events. A tree lighting ceremony here, a watch night there, or some caroling on the radio or television would help to lift us into the Christmas season.--MORE |
Dont Get Me Vex...By Ryan WilliamsI've been wanting to get at sooo many issues in depth, but just haven't had the time or space, so this month I'm going to pop-off some quick shots so I don't have all this oil in my back going into next year. Open up. Dude - the single from Beenie Man and Ms Thing is high on my playlist. Though she sports a little bit of a lisp, and pronounces the 'h' in hour, the sensual effect Ms Thing adds to the track is not lost on me. I'm making a mixed tape that also includes Baby Cham's Vitamin S, Rik Rok and Shaggy's Your Eyes and a few other tracks that put me in the mood. From what I've seen in the video she's only about a 6.5 face-wise, but sexual enough that I would fulfill that request: "I want a man who will do me in his van, stand up and handle his biz like a man" - that is, if I weren't already engaged - Hi Baby! Guys, if you take the f~(#ing subway in New York, lock yuh r***claat leg! 1. Even if your wood was big, we're going to assume it's small because you are such an insecure jackass that you have to spread eagle like you're chafing, 2. You're NOT that large, most of you are under six feet - small up yourself, fassies! 3. Let women and children have a seat you sloppy, selfish, p***sy of a man! Does anybody watch Survivor: Pearl Islands? Is it me or is Johnny Fairplay the smarmiest son-of-a-b*tch you have ever seen? First off: that skip up to the voting block he used to do used to make me want to set him ON fire with a torch. Then he stopped doing it after he told everyone his Grandma died - when she hadn't! The lowest of the LOW. I might boycott the show because of him. Riiiight! Yo! I almost forgot! Halle Berry's separated from Eric Benet! E-mail me for an address and account number, and you can all contribute to my new charity: "The Send Ryan to Meet Halle Foundation." I'll bring back pictures and you can all live vicariously through me. If I were a super-rich music superstar accused of being a homosexual pedophile multiple times, I wouldn't continue to allow children to sleep in my bedroom, my house or within a ten mile radius of where I sleep. That's just me. Is he Guilty? Maybe. Stupid? Nodoubtaboutit. And if they take his kids away from him, they should not leave those poor animals behind. They might be next. So what if it's a little white? The Abercrombie & Fitch catalog is good, cheap porn. Bush is a fassy (go ask a Jamaican if you don't know what that is). I didn't like him when he was running for President, I hate his ass now. You will not catch me defending him. But duke (go ask a Black American if you don't know what that is) was impressive when he slipped into Iraq for Thanksgiving. Secret service, Military, CIA, all working overtime so no one would know he was coming. No Air Force one logo on the plane that got him there. Your tax dollars at work, my fellow Americans. Sorry, fellow Bush-haters, but that s#!+ was hot. Don't hate. Congratulate. If I took enough prescription drugs to numb an elephant, and I was the host of a nationally syndicated radio program, I wouldn't have given the opinion on the air that convicted drug offenders' criminal records should bar them from government grants and loans for college. Just seems a little hypocritical, you know? If I hear one more person say they "didn't like the Matrix" and when I ask them "Why?" and they say, "Well, I didn't understand it", I'm going to go under my bed for my cutlass. You don't get to have an opinion about calculus if you "don't get it". Same thing here. The Matrix Trilogy - pure genius, even if a little convoluted. Don't dis if it went over your goddam head. Don't get me Vex. Take that inna you backside! 9 shots from my creative glock to your dome. Happy Holidays, will talk to you next year! |
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