The Husband Shopping Center
A Husband Shopping Center has just opened where a
woman may go to choose a husband from among many men.
The store is comprised of six floors, and the men
increase in positive attributes as the shopper ascends
the flights. There is, however, a catch. As you open
the door to any floor you may choose a man from that
floor, but if you go up a floor, you cannot go back
down except to exit the building.
So a woman goes to the shopping center to find a
husband. On the first floor the sign on the door
reads: Floor 1 - These men have jobs.
The woman reads the sign and says to herself, "Well,
that's better than my last boyfriend, but I wonder
what's further up?" So up she goes.
The second floor sign reads: Floor 2 - These men have
jobs, and love kids. The woman remarks to herself,
"That's great, but I wonder what's further up?" And up
she goes again.
The third floor sign reads: Floor 3 - These men have
jobs, love kids and are extremely good looking. "Hmmm,
better" she says. "But I wonder what's upstairs?"
The fourth floor sign reads: Floor 4 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, and help
with the housework.? Wow!" exclaims the woman, "Very
tempting. BUT, there must be more further up!" And
again she heads up another flight.
The fifth floor sign reads: Floor 5 - These men have
jobs, love kids, are extremely good looking, help with
the housework and have a strong romantic streak.
"Oh, mercy me! But just think... what must be awaiting
me further on?"
So up to the sixth floor she goes. The sixth floor
sign reads: Floor 6-
You are visitor 769,987,421 to this floor. There are
no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as
proof that women are impossible to please.
Thank you for shopping Husband- Mart and have a nice
day.