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1)How do you get holy water? 2)What do you get when you play a 3)How do crazy people go through the forest? 4)What happens to illegally parked frogs? 5)Where did the vegetables go to get drunk? 6)Which day of the week is the best for a 7)What insect does well in school? 8)When do you need to oil a mouse? 9)What did one rabbit say to the other rabbit? 10)Why did the cannibal got expelled from school?
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JOKE: A lady went to the pet shop to get her husband a birthday gift. The sales person recommended a parrot she had sitting in a cage in the store. Customer: What is so special about this parrot? Sales Person: She gives a good blow job. Without hesitation the lady brought the parrot home to her husband, and told him what the sales person had said. Later that night, the wife was awoken by the shuffling of pots and pans in the kitchen, so so she went downstairs to ask her husband what all the raucus was about. The husband replied, "This parrot gave me the best blow job I have ever had in my life, and if the Bit'ch can cook, your azz is out of here."
THINGS THAT MAKES GOOD SENSE Some will, some won't... Some do, some don't.... I might. Great minds discuss ideas.... Average minds discuss events... Small minds discuss people. On your way up, smile to those you meet because you are sure to meet them on your way down. It's nice to be important but it is more important to be nice. If you are always broke, your friends might be the problem, cause they're broke too. If you are looking for a husband, don't hang with married couples.
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