Ryan's Response
Congratulations and Jubilations! You are my first online response to “Don’t Get
Me Vex!” Now let’s see what you won! You can get one of two prizes: A Witty
Response OR a key chain from House of YAD. Guess which one I’m going to give
you?
I agree with you, DC, you are a bit confused. My editorial was simply a comment
on how some persons don’t perform handshakes well or not at all, not that
handshakes shouldn’t divert from the norm. I like the “soulful shake” as you put
it; I just think it’s inane to still be doing it 15 minutes after I’ve met you.
How intuitive! Just from a simple article you surmised that I’m elitist AND
brainwashed! Thank you for bringing it to my attention that the Empire is
controlling my mind. I am going to make a formal complaint to the Jedi Council
and have this investigated immediately. Darth Vader will not get away with
controlling MY mind. We’ll put a stop to this!
Thanks for your letter,
The Right, Honorable Sir Ryan O. Williams the 3rd, Grand Marquee, Viscount, Head
Honcho and Weak-Minded Imperial Elitist #1.
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